The Pee-Pee man Cometh.

July 1, 2008 at 1:49 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

  Josh Hooooward…yoo hoo, Josh!  I know you hear me.  I just wanted to remind you that it’s summer, you’re off work and now that the draft is over the NBA may be sending someone to visit you soon.

You remember, it was during the Playoff’s in which your Mavs were being run off the court and you weren’t playing all that well yourself that you made the announcement that you like to smoke Marijuana, in the off-season.   You even dragged the rest of the NBA under that bus with you, saying that “most” players in the league enjoy a good puff-puff pass session themselves.

No one has forgotten, least of all David Stern and NBA officials.   So unless you’re in Jamaica where “everyting is ire man” and smoking weed is like dippin skoal. 

The Pee-Pee man Cometh, he cometh soon and he’s bringing a specimen Cup!

I’d hate to see you become the taller, thinner, version of Ricky Williams.   You have a chance to earn millions and millions of dollars over the course of the next 5-6 years and influence an untold number of children.

If you want you can retire to Jamaica, buy a farm, Grow and smoke Marijuana to your hearts content and you can do it all before you hit your late 30’s.

I surely hope you do the right thing and don’t get yourself suspended by the league but you can’t blame anyone else for the cloud that hangs over you now, you blew it right out of your own mouth! 

it’s a big man’s world, it’s a big man blogging.

 

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